The Toy Poodle said if I have a website, I must have an “About” page where I talk about myself. I don’t know why since this is my own private site and I know everything there is to know about myself. I don’t know why I have to write it down. She said write it anyway. Someday I will want to go public and people will want to know about Sam Dog.
What can I say? I’m a Dog. Ugly with long ears. Well, maybe more than long—they are kind of clunky. That’s all I can say about how I look because I’m a private investigator. I have to stay anonymous.
I like Doggie Treats—dumb name. Who wants to be a “doggie” forever. Especially a big ugly mutt like me? But it’s good and comes in a million flavors with new ones every month. Special Blends and Fruit Formulas usually find their way to my desk. I try to fit in an Extra Protein every few weeks. The Added Greens are supposed to increase energy and protect against stuff with long names.
Since PI’s sit around a lot waiting for their next client to show up. Not to mention the times when I screw up or my clients screw me up and I have to sit in jail. But then with all that extra time, I might as well write books and see what happens. I have a lot of time to write.
I just finished by first case, The Case of the Cat with the Wrong Name. I can’t say much about it until I get permission to publish it—even then I can only publish it privately. That means I can only let people I know read it. All you need to know about Sam Dog is in that book. Until then, all I can do is make promises and wait for my next client.